THE ANARCHIST PICKLEBALL CLUB IS A STATE OF MIND. WE LIVE TO SMASH AND DESTROY ANYTHING THAT GETS IN OUR WAY. WDGAF ABOUT THE RULES. WE LIVE BY THE NASTY NELSON. WE ARE UNSPORTSMANLIKE. THIS ISN'T A CLUB. IT'S A GROUP OF DEGENERATES WHO KNOW THE KITCHEN LINE IS A SUGGESTION, NOT A LAW. OUR MEMBERS ARE NOT IN PRIVATE EQUITY OR TECH. THEY WORK AT LIQUOR STORES AND DEAL BLACK JACK AT THE CASINOS. THEY ARE REGULAR PEOPLE WITH MAXED OUT CREDIT CARDS AND P*RN ADDICTIONS JUST LIKE YOU. JOIN TODAY